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Author Topic: Watch out for the chinese worms/viruses  (Read 517 times)
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« on: January 24, 2010, 12:21:25 PM »

i just had to buy a new pc because i was infected with some chinese shit that logged all my keystrokes, tried to infect all of my email contacts with the same virus, took remote control of my system, then completely blocked my access to my pc. I had to change all my info, close some accounts, etc.
It all started when my browser continually tried to redirect to google chrome. If that starts to happen to you, check all of your files/ run a scan immediately.
 
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2010, 03:21:46 PM »

I want to help you but I just cannot fight against asians. Sad
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2010, 04:25:29 PM »

Holy Crap... that's terrible >.<

I have the best of luck with these kinds of viruses. (Not!)  I'll probably end up with it, too.  Thanks for the warning.
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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2010, 08:32:42 PM »

Chinese virus eh?  Huh, that should make my PC immune.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2010, 08:54:13 PM »

Did you pop back in just to tell that joke? ... That's .... *shakes head*
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 10:28:34 PM »

That joke was shameful Wink
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2010, 01:25:02 AM »

Bluephire and shame!?  Didn't that same combination kill another board!?  Good thing this one's already DEAD!
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2010, 01:26:24 AM »

Rell, I hop diz wront effrect mry cromputer.....
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2010, 07:41:19 AM »

Bluephire and shame!?  Didn't that same combination kill another board!?  Good thing this one's already DEAD!
HA!
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2010, 06:14:13 PM »

It would have been alright had it not spread to the white boards.
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2010, 06:41:24 PM »

True.

And I don't consider this place dead yet.  Just minorly twitching before it ends up being resurrected as a cyborg zombie.
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2010, 10:18:48 PM »

I got the blood samples from Dr. Menard last week, Avi.  Just let me know when you want me to inject them into the brain-stem.
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2010, 09:53:16 AM »

How is the doc, Felmat? I need to call him.
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« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2010, 01:40:17 PM »

He's a flippin Quack ... he gave me Gatorade for my diarrhea.
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2010, 06:43:50 PM »

That usually works
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« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2010, 07:07:51 PM »

Dr. Menard is not a quack!  He's a famous scientist.

And Xenith, he's doing pretty well these days, all things considered.
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« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2010, 07:40:45 PM »

I got the blood samples from Dr. Menard last week, Avi.  Just let me know when you want me to inject them into the brain-stem.

Do it
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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2010, 01:56:48 AM »

Ok, everybody hold on, we're going for a ride. *plunges dirty syringe full of zombie blood into Toypit's brainstem*
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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2010, 12:51:24 PM »

I have an odd taste in my mouth.
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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2010, 02:06:43 PM »

*shoots S_S in the head with a revolver*

The boat can leave now.  Tell the crew.
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